Describe heaven to me.?

Is it like this big club scene with where st. peter is the bouncer. And you have to wait in a long line that is designed with velvet rope. You get up to peter and he checks his clipboard and realizes you are a v.i.p. so he lets you in. Then you get inside loud banging techno music is playing with jesus spinning the best rap music you have ever heard. everyone is drunk on wine and having a great time. What do you see heaven as?